Thursday, June 10, 2010

Puzzle + Jokes



Puzzle 1
There are two rooms. They have regular walls between them and are completely seperate, except for a door connecting the two. When the door is closed, it lets absolutely no light through. The first room has three light switches (Switch A, Switch B, and Switch C), each of which starts in the off position. The second room has a bare lightbulb, connected to the wall four feet up. One of the three switches turns on the light bulb. The other two do nothing. You do not know which one. You start in the first room. You may flip any of the light switches, as many times as you want for as long as you want. But you may not open the door into the second room, yet. Once you've played with the light switches, you have to open the door and walk into the second room. Once you open the door you may not touch any of the light switches again. After you've been in the second room you must know EXACTLY which light switch turns on the light bulb (Switch A, B or C).

Ans:-Turn on the switch A for 30 minutes. Then turn it off and turn on switch B.
Immediately go into the second room. If the light bulb is warm and off, then switch A controls it. If it is on, then switch B controls it. If it is off and cold, then switch C controls it.
Puzzle 2
Lewis goes to the pet store and buys 2 male goldfish.
These are the only fish Lewis has. Two weeks later, one of the fish Lewis bought, dies.
Now only two fish remain. How is this possible.
Ans:-two fish was the fishes name. the other was one fish
Puzzle 3
 If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
Ans:-The temperature would be minus 32 C (32C is 0F so 2 times 32 would be -32C...)
Jokes Here
Joke:
Teacher: Whoever answers this question can go home now one hour early
Student: Accidentally shoots a spit ball at his teacher
Teacher: who shot that spit ball
Student: I did by mistake. See you tomorrow.

Joke:
Son takes his father to the doctor. Doctor gives them the bad news that the father is dying of cancer. Father tells the son that he has had a good long life and wants to stop at the bar on the way home to celebrate it. While at the bar, the father sees several of his friends. He tells them that he is dying of AIDS. When the friends leave the son asks, 'Dad, you are dying of cancer. Why did you tell them that you are dying of AIDS?'
The father replies, 'I don't want them screwing your mother after I'm gone!

Joke:-
A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants to do anything with you, don't resist, don't complain.....do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!"
His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck - he was whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay; he thinks you're cute, and asked if we had anything. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong. I love you, too."

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