Read this, it's really cool....
Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are extremely mischievous. They are always getting into trouble and their parents know all about it. If any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved. The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually.So the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon. The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Do you know where God is, son?" The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open.
So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is
God?!"
Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed,
So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is
God?!"
Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed,
"Where is God?!"
The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked,
"what happened?"
The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time".
("I really LOVED reading next line again and again")
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.... GOD is missing, and they think we did it!!!!!!!!!! !!!!
The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time".
("I really LOVED reading next line again and again")
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.... GOD is missing, and they think we did it!!!!!!!!!! !!!!
Who are Better Friends? Men or Women
Women:
A wife was not at home for a whole night. So, the next morning, she tells her husband that she stayed at her girlfriends apartment overnight.
The husband calls 10 of her best girlfriends and none of them confirm that.
Men:
A wife was not at home for a whole night. So, the next morning, she tells her husband that she stayed at her girlfriends apartment overnight.
The husband calls 10 of her best girlfriends and none of them confirm that.
Men:
A husband was not at home for a whole night. So he tells his wife the next morning, that he stayed at his friend’s apartment overnight.
So the wife calls 10 of his best friends: 5 of them confirmed that he stayed at their apartments that night, and the other 5 are claiming that he still is there with them!
Conclusion : Men are better friends
So the wife calls 10 of his best friends: 5 of them confirmed that he stayed at their apartments that night, and the other 5 are claiming that he still is there with them!
Conclusion : Men are better friends
Ten ways to stop those credit card sales, mobile companies, insurance calls
from irritating you:
from irritating you:
1) After the telemarketer finishes speaking, ask him/her to marry you.
2) Tell the telemarketer you are busy at the moment, and ask him/her, if he/she will give you his/her home phone number so you can call him/her back.
3) Ask them to repeat everything they say, several times.
4) Tell them it is dinnertime, BUT ask if they would please hold. Put them on your speaker phone while you continue to eat at your leisure. Smack your food loudly and continue with your dinner conversation.
5) Tell them that all business goes through your agent, and hand the phone to
your five year old child.
your five year old child.
6) Tell them you are hard of hearing and that they need to speak up.... Louder... Louder... Louder!
7) If they start out with, "How are you today?", say "I'm so glad you asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems............."
8) Tell them to speak very slowly because you want to write every word down.
9) Cry out in surprise, "Helen, is that you? I've been hoping you'd call! How is the family?" When they insist they are not Helen, tell them to stop joking. This works especially well if the telemarketer is really MALE.
10) Tell the ICICI call centre guy to call on your office number - and give him the HSBC call centre number.
AN AMERICAN VISITED INDIA AND WENT BACK TO AMERICA WHERE HE MET HIS INDIAN FRIEND WHO ASKED HIM “HOW DID U FOUND MY COUNTRY” THE AMERICAN SAID IT IS A GREAT COUNTRY WITH SOLID ANCIENT HISTORY AND IMMENSELY RICH WITH NATURAL RESOURCES. THE INDIAN FRIEND THEN ASKED …. “HOW U FOUND INDIANS …….??”
“INDIANS??”
“WHO INDIANS??”
I DIDN'T FIND OR MET A SINGLE INDIAN THERE IN INDIA …….
“WHAT NONSENSE??”
“WHO ELSE COULD U MET IN INDIA THEN……??”
THE AMERICAN SAID …….. IN KASHMIR I MET A KASHMIRI–
IN PUNJAB A PUNJABI—–
IN BIHAR,MAHARASTRA, RAJASTHAN, BENGAL ,TAMILNADU,KERALA
BIHARI,MARATHI, MARWADI, BENGALI,TAMILIAN, MALAYALI………
THEN I MET
A MUSLIM,
A HINDU
A CHRISTIAN,
A JAIN,
A BUDDHIST
AND MANY MANY MANY MORE
BUT NOT A SINGLE INDIAN DID I MEET
THINK HOW SERIOUS THIS JOKE IS…………….. THE DAY WOULD NOT BE FAR OFF WHEN INDEED WE WOULD BECOME A COLLECTION OF NATION STATES AS SOME REGIONAL ANTI-NATIONAL POLITICIANS WANT ...
FIGHT BACK - ALWAYS SAY I AM INDIAN
Regards,
A True Indian
No Name, Just An Indian....!!
